Senior Moki's definitions

Zlorking

The act of doing literally anything at university except studying. This includes scrolling on your phone, hanging out in the cafeteria, talking to friends, or even reorganizing your desk just to avoid coursework.

“I spent three hours zlorking in the library and didn’t open a single book."

by Senior Moki September 29, 2025

laborshitz

French guy working while taking a shit

“During the morning meeting, Jacques was pulling a full-on laborshitz — typing reports while sitting on the toilet.”

by Senior Moki September 29, 2025