Definitions by Senior Moki

Zlorking 

The act of doing literally anything at university except studying. This includes scrolling on your phone, hanging out in the cafeteria, talking to friends, or even reorganizing your desk just to avoid coursework.

“I spent three hours zlorking in the library and didn’t open a single book."

Zlorking by Senior Moki September 29, 2025

laborshitz 

French guy working while taking a shit

“During the morning meeting, Jacques was pulling a full-on laborshitz — typing reports while sitting on the toilet.”

laborshitz by Senior Moki September 29, 2025