Couch Sending

When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.
Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!
by Senior BroBrah May 07, 2022
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Car Laps

Hitch hiking to get to the top of the mountain brah. Then ski down. Drink PBR and repeat. Vagrant. Most commonly done by a Colorado local who gets in the back of a New resident from Texas who has a pickup truck to use.
Person A:Hey bro, how was your shred day?

Person B: Sick brah, we did car laps on Loveland Pass.

Person A: Shaka Brah, I got a bro that sells used gear if you’re interested. He calls it the BroDeal instead of ProDeal.

Person B: sweet bro I’ll take the Blizzards and the paty!!
by Senior BroBrah June 12, 2018
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Frontrange’er

A person who moves to Colorado to live in the mountains. But, never goes. Then acts like they get out on social media.
Bro, do want to head up to the mountains today? No can’t? Why? Heading to Lodo. Hitting a few breweries, getting sushi and going to a concert. Whatever ya Frontrange’er.
by Senior BroBrah January 05, 2019
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