Definitions by Selous Scout

Packing for Perth 

A derogatory South African slang term for white South Africans planning to emigrate to Australia

Willem: Hey Watkin, did you hear Johannes is going to Australia?

Watkin: Packing for Perth huh?!

Packing for Perth by Selous Scout November 15, 2016

death by hibachi 

An effective and painless method of suicide in which one burns charcoal or bbq briquettes in a hibachi in a sealed room to release carbon monoxide in the hope of being poisoned by it.

After going to some AA meetings last year I got so depressed that I was going to get a bottle of vodka and a bag of bbq briquettes and light them in room of an abandoned house whilst drinking the vodka in order to achieve death by hibachi. I was expecting to pass out from the vodka and never wake up. However after visiting despair.com I laughed so hard it cheered me up enough to talk myself out of it.

death by hibachi by Selous Scout December 30, 2011