Sebastian Owl's definitions

vanity blast

Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.

Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"

by Sebastian Owl July 25, 2011

SVP

Sugar Vanilla Pump.

A popular coffee order in the PNW.

I'll take a SVP, if it pleases you.

by Sebastian Owl December 12, 2016