Definitions by Sebastian B.

Cap'n Kirk 

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Cap'n Kirk by Sebastian B. August 23, 2004

corvette 

A tuner's dream, can handle supercharger turbo body kits aftermarket exhaust etc. But still comes out of the box with more horsepower than any rice burner and actually doesn't fuking break after second turn over. Hands down the fastest pussy wagons ever.

See me for video of +14O in my '92 Corvette.

corvette by Sebastian B. July 7, 2004