2 definitions by Seanynomous "W"riter

(zao is the greek word for living) the act of having sex with the "living" dead.
he always says a zombie apocalypse would be so cool. I bet he's just into zaonecrophilia
by Seanynomous "W"riter January 28, 2011
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a person with magical eyeballs that allows them to look into the future and scope out what to be happy about
Optimystic people ruin everything with their future sight. can't I fail at something without them telling me things will get better in the future, let me live my life for a change!
by Seanynomous "W"riter January 28, 2011
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