Seamus Teague's definitions

Clusterfuckers

Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.

Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!

by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020