Definitions by Seabridge Memester

eppileptic wank 

When you cause someone who is epileptic to have a seizure while they are holding their penis, causing them to have a seizure and tuss off at the same time

Riley ended up having an eppileptic wank when Harvey shone a torch into his eyes.

eppileptic wank by Seabridge Memester June 6, 2016