Señor Piñor's definitions

DickDog

Mythological beast of South-Western North American lore. It has the body of a domestic dog with a dog's head in the place of genitalia, and a massive human phallus for a head. Legends state that these lonesome creatures led Paul Bunyan to the tree under which he would master all the karates, and appear in small packs when a great number of domestic beers are opened but not fully consumed, presumably to mourn. They are docile, but spit when threatened.

Legend says this here Prarie's home t' the dickdawg. Ye'd be better off waitin' fer sunrise er load yer horse up with tissue paper, stranger.

The dickdog howls in the distance....

by Señor Piñor May 29, 2014

rage against the machine

Shitty overrated rap rock band. Use a catalog of about four guitar chords with some screechy Mc named Zack De La Rocca who panders to uninformed people (I.e. people who think child killer Che Guevara was a hero because he's on a t-shirt.) Utter shit.

I don't think I wiped all the Rage Against the Machine off my ass.

by Señor Piñor January 28, 2014

A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.

Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.

by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025