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Definitions by Señor Boboddy
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The
mysterious
invisible
substance
that mysteriously stiffens teenage boys' socks.
Susan had to run
Billy's
socks through
the wash
three times
to get all the cument out.
Cument
by
Señor Boboddy
February 18, 2021
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