2 definitions by Señor Blumpkins
Guy 1: Dude, can I use your laptop to check my fantasy football?
Guy 2: Uh...sure. But you gotta know, that's my PB & I really wouldn't want to touch it if I was you. All I do is watch porn on it.
Guy 1: Gross...whatever I gotta get my lineup set.
Guy 2: Uh...sure. But you gotta know, that's my PB & I really wouldn't want to touch it if I was you. All I do is watch porn on it.
Guy 1: Gross...whatever I gotta get my lineup set.
by Señor Blumpkins March 13, 2015
What Red Bull tastes like.
I love the taste of Red Bull. I know damn well that's what it would be like to eat out an Angel's Vagina.
by Señor Blumpkins February 24, 2015