sloppoon

a poon that has been battered and tattered beyond all recognition by massive amounts of SEX, much like the poon that can be found on paris hilton.

"damn, Paris, you've got unrepentant sloppoon!"

by Scroaty McGibblet September 07, 2007

bacon dangles

when the labia minora surpass the labia majora to a significant degree. also pastrami fallout.

her beef curtains were so tattered she suffered from a severe case of bacon dangles.

by Scroaty McGibblet April 15, 2006