Snobcracker

A person with a bat’s radar for snobbery who shades out the snob within minutes of first having to deal with any signs of elitism.

A great person to have in a mixed crowd if you don’t want to play nice with a jerk and would rather see someone else call them out.
Nice Person: “Oh God, do I have to deal with this BS again?”

Snobcracker: “I’ve got this.”
by Scribester March 13, 2018
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Semi Chrome Domer

A partially bald dude who's spent way too much time in the sun without a ballcap; can often use the shine off the top of his cranium as a key light to get into his pickup.

The female equivalent of this is a Semi Chrome Domeress.
Most common complaint heard by Semi Chrome Domers: "Put a hat on that bean, will ya? It's illegal to blind-out commercial aircraft!"
by Scribester March 11, 2018
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