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Mass Exstinktion 

What goes on at a public event about an hour after dinner where the food was pot luck chili!

They realized after opening all the doors of the hall that the mass exstinktion was likely caused by a round of bad kidney beans!

Mass Exstinktion by Scribester March 10, 2018

Matron-of-Dishonor 

We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.

"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "

Matron-of-Dishonor by Scribester March 10, 2018