Fear of plummeting bird droppings.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
by Scribester March 11, 2018
A partially bald dude who's spent way too much time in the sun without a ballcap; can often use the shine off the top of his cranium as a key light to get into his pickup.
The female equivalent of this is a Semi Chrome Domeress.
The female equivalent of this is a Semi Chrome Domeress.
Most common complaint heard by Semi Chrome Domers: "Put a hat on that bean, will ya? It's illegal to blind-out commercial aircraft!"
by Scribester March 11, 2018