Scottish Jezus's definitions

carry me to bethlehem

When someone is exhausted and the sling their arms around someone else's neck and call out "Carry me to Bethlehem" and demand to be dragged along by the other person.

Mary: Oi Josheph ma legs are fuckt! "Carry me to Bethlehem"
Josheph: Carry yerself ya fat cooow

by Scottish Jezus February 21, 2018