Scotticus Maximus's definitions
(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.
(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.
(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.
(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.
by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020
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