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vedman
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Slang
for the
tragic
condition that some men endure in which the penile gland is thicker and longer than
average
. Particularly noticable in the morning when wearing boxer underwear (see: "vedman tenting")
"
Is that
a
banana
in your
pants
or are you vedman?"
vedman
by
Scott Ash
October 7, 2003