Zyrus

A person who is particularly known for having a 10 foot schlong, will whoop your ass at any game, and this motherfucker doesn't know how to keep promises (beware). might look very intimidating at first but is a natural softie.

"Was that Zyrus on the phone?"

"You didn't even bother to tell him that I was with you? Bummer."

by Schubert.doobert November 23, 2021