1 definition by Schpappy party of 3

That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.
Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.
by Schpappy party of 3 April 11, 2006
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