Definitions by Schm

phelp 

wet fart after anal sex

Potentially named in honor of Fred Phelps, anti-gay hate preacher. It might be just coincidence though.

"Don't phelp on my bed!"

phelp by schm March 19, 2013

Prokop 

A person who is obsessed with the size of their penis, often to the point of being annoying.

Jeff is such a Prokop. But he has such a small dick. I wish he would just shut up.

Prokop by Schm October 26, 2007