Schlumo Gligpuppet's definitions

Masturfart

Pronounced (mass-tur-fart)

Simultaneous masturbation and flatulence

Tony says: Hey Jerry there is semen all over the side of the couch and it stinks in here.... Have you been masterfarting?

Jerry says: Yes I just had a solid masturfart session.... Sorry about your mums couch

by Schlumo Gligpuppet November 1, 2010