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New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

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“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”