When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 05, 2010