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Taking a Teke
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Spending one hour in the bathroom at
work
taking a
shit
and watching pro. On your
phone
...
Thomas
is taking a teke,
meanwhile, everybody else is
busting
their
fucking
asses...
Taking a Teke
by
Schaeffdaddy
May 16, 2017