Powney

A large inconvenience that has the body structure of a bath tub. When they use their brain, static noises are produced and they have the intelligence resembling an arm chair.

Teacher: “George, what is the quadratic formula?”
George: “stzszzzzzdtzzzzzstzzzzzzzsssttttzzzz”
Teacher: “Your such a Powney!”

by Saviour Sam March 19, 2019

Hedomite

A person who constantly interacts with women with the sole aim of getting into an intimate relationship with them, however always gets friend zoned at the end.

“I feel so bad for Henry, he’s such a hedomite!”
Henry said “oh I hate being a hedomite”

by Saviour Sam March 12, 2019