stacy kiebler

No doubt one of the HOTTEST women on this planet with longs, sexy legs.
Stacy Kiebler got legs, and she knows how to use them!
by Saturn's Problem Child February 18, 2008
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carrie white

The misunderstood girl from Stephen King's famous novel "Carrie." She was a girl who was a bit emo; she was always sad or angry, and she kept to herself most of the time. Everyone picked on her, and her mother, Margaret was a holy freak.

But what they didn't know was that Carrie possessed an extraordinary power: telekinesis, which is the supposed ability to move or cause changes in objects simply by force of the mind. And so it came to a head at Prom Night, when the dirtiest trick ever was pulled on her.

She and her date, Tommy Ross, ended up being Prom King and Queen. When they went up to the stage, Carrie's archenemy, Christine Hargenson, dumped a bucket of blood on them. The party came to a screeching halt, as she believed everyone was laughing at her, until finally, she grew so angry, that she unleashed the fury of her powers upon the school. After which she unleashed them on the entire town and proceeded to kill her mother. But her mother fatally stabbed her, but afterwards Carrie killed her, and lived surprisingly long after being wounded, but eventually bled to death.
Carrie White is burning for her sins.
Jesus never fails.

-Carrie (the novel)
by Saturn's Problem Child February 19, 2008
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brass knuckles

The most hardcore weapon around today! You wear them over your knuckles not only to protect them, but to SERIOUSLY fuck your opponent up!

Warning: There is a differrence between regular fighting and extreme brute-force fighting. Brass knuckles should ONLY be used in extreme brute-force fighting!
Billy: So what did you do to that guy that tried to rape your girlfriend?

Brett: Dude, I got two pairs of brass knuckles. I put both of them on and totally unleashed upon him!

Billy: DAMN! I bet that really fucked him up!

Brett: I wouldn't be surprised if he was dead by now!
by Saturn's Problem Child April 17, 2008
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