ass warmer

Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.
Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work
by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022
mugGet the ass warmermug.

dickie check

What some Canadians call the Canada Child Benefit. Those people probably refer to it as that because babies are made by a dick and a vagina.
Honey! I just got my dickie check today
by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022
mugGet the dickie checkmug.