dickie check

What some Canadians call the Canada Child Benefit. Those people probably refer to it as that because babies are made by a dick and a vagina.
Honey! I just got my dickie check today
by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022
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ass warmer

Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.
Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work
by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022
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