bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.
Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...
by Satan's Sphinxter June 05, 2017
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Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.
Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.
by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020
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