Definitions by Sassy but classy

Douche Canoe 

Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.

"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"

Douche Canoe by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016

Hoot and a half 

When describing an event or occasion that will be fun or entertaining.

"Hey do you want to go to Patricia Holten's party tomorrow?"
"Yeah sure! It'll be a hoot and a half"

Hoot and a half by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016