Definitions by Sassy Sue

Sassy Sue 

The sleep paralysis demon that steals your mom’s chicken parmasian and walks guinea pigs. She has a family of 4 with her daughter Sassy Suwee and her husband Sassy Tom. She is great friends with the mannequin Sassy Sia who proudly wears a 50$ Sia wig.

Freind “Wow! That’s a real Sassy Sue right there.”

Sassy Sue by Sassy Sue October 30, 2019

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) 

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012