Definitions by Sarsaparilla Sally

Velcro Cowboy 

A male who grows facial hair to the point where it gets entangled with pubic hair when performing cunnalingus.

That dude is a real Velcro Cowboy. I can't tell what's pubic hair and what's actual facial hair.

Velcro Cowboy by Sarsaparilla Sally November 27, 2012