Definitions by Sarizaddi

Flashlight

A person, place, or thing, most often a person, that a person can focus on for direction forward emotionally.

Friend: Your life is so chaotic: how are you keeping life together?
Person: I just focus on my friends, they’re my flashlight.

Flashlight by Sarizaddi September 11, 2021

Bubblegoose 

The activation word for performing a Chinese Fire Drill.

Driver says: “Bubblegoose”
Everyone spontaneously exits and circles the car to amusingly change seating.

Bubblegoose by Sarizaddi September 11, 2021

Kinky 

Response made in recognition of a person, place, or thing mentioned in which there is a ritualized enjoyment of. It is most often applied to a sexual or fetish reference, but can relate to anything where there is a implied unwholesome addiction or fascination. Can be used as a reply to indicate agreement or similar desire to participate, or when a statement made can be re-interpreted with a sexual meaning but a simple “that’s what she said” will not accurately play.

Rhetorical: I really need to go get my espresso triple shot extra sugar and shot of Irish cream in a real tall cup or I will have to start strangling some people until they turn purple.

Response: Kinky.

Kinky by Sarizaddi September 10, 2021