Definitions by Sarah Palin

Jayden 

Dug with curry sauce stain on head

you seen ma jayden?

Jayden by sarah palin November 2, 2021

Hockey Mom 

When an aging MILF rests her sagging chest on someone's head.

"Dude, you were so drunk last night at the bar that some lady totally hockey momed you."

Hockey Mom by Sarah Palin October 21, 2008