Sans the spooker's definitions

Spooktober

The time between October 20th and Halloween.

Issac: "Hey its October you know what this means, Spooktober!"
John: "NO ISSAC IT THE 25TH TO HALLOWEEN!!"
Their Mother: "I wish I never had kids"

Their Father: *Went to get milk 20 years ago*

by Sans the spooker October 1, 2019