Definitions by Sandy Castle

mechanical lobster 

A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.

"Did you see Lobster last night?"
"nah mate"

mechanical lobster by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005

The Mid Carson Coalition 

An awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from Guernsey, packed full of sexy, well hung men.

"Mid Carson are dam good, I'd dick em"

The Mid Carson Coalition by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005