Samuel Johnston's definitions

Cayden H.

If someone's name is Cayden spelt exactly like that and their last name starts with an H, then they are an absolute fucking retard who has a 1 millimeter defeater. They are also usually pretty bad at just about everything.

I just met Cayden H. and his dick was so small it should set a world record or something. He was also sooo retarded.

by Samuel Johnston July 5, 2022