Definitions by Sampson the bird

gooey tuna tunnel 

Much like the tuna tunnel the gooey tuna tunnel refers to the female sex parts. However the gooey tuna tunnel is in fact more gooey suggesting its previous use by another male or even sea mamal wang. The extreme gooeyness explains this

I slammed her gooey tuna tunnel last night and nearly drown

gooey tuna tunnel by Sampson the bird September 20, 2005

Shimmied 

To be in a state of total degeneracy as a result of alcohol and or drugs. You generaly act like a mutt and stumble uncontrolably resulting in taunts from on lookers and or the lia.

Look at that dude he is totally shimmied, what a degenerate mutt.

Shimmied by Sampson the bird September 19, 2005