halpert

When you are banging a girl from behind through the bottom of your Tommy Bahama shorts, wearing a tucked in pink polo shirt, while watching CNBC and or reading the Wall Street Journal screaming "Fuck me you dirty little derivative."
Last week I halperted this cute I-banking chick I picked up at Barnes and Nobles in the Business section
by Sammy Franfurter August 20, 2007
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