Ali

Potential to be sexy but eats too much so has a triple chin. He can't get girls and has people steal girls from him like his friend Sulaiman. He thinks chat up lines are cool and actually work.
Andreea: lemme show you what Ali just sent me (shows a message of Ali's cringy messages)
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.

Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
by Samantha Perkins January 14, 2018
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