Definitions by Sam Mayhem

Ranch head 

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.

“You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)

Ranch head by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022

ranch head 

An insult for people who like ranch a little too much (typically used by people who don’t like dressing at all)

“Ew. Look at that fucking ranch head over there. They put ranch on literally everything~”

ranch head by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022