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A bitchass motherfucker from the TV show stranger things. He’s fucking annoying and he is super controlling and possessive of his gf eleven. Plus eleven’s mental growth was stunted by childhood abuse and lack of social interaction, so she has the mental maturity of about a seven year old and she sure as fuck isn’t ready for a relationship. Plus he’s mean to will Byers the sweetest bitch on the show. In essence, fuck you michael wheeler.
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