Definitions by Saltine Nachos
Moisturebating
When a person is moisturizing with no premeditated intent for self pleasure, but then realizes they are naked, alone, and have a lubricant.
After a brisk walk my inner thigh was slightly chaffed so I grabbed the lotion and before I knew it I was Moisturebating.
Moisturebating by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009
W.O.O.M.B.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere else. If I wanted to work with an asshole I would have been a proctologist.
W.O.O.M.B. by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009