Definitions by Sally Nips

fanny like a bag of old mussels 

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

fanny like a bag of old mussels by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

Cock like a mouse's ear 

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

Cock like a mouse's ear by Sally Nips September 27, 2009