fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

Cock like a mouse's ear

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009