Sally CrapBasket's definitions

Football Fag

Pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. You use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their butt holes with gardening equipment.

I'm sick of that football fag staring at my junk all the time. Why the fuck does he have gardening sheers with him?

by Sally CrapBasket August 17, 2009

Human Slip and Slide

A group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. They must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. The speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. Hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every butt. At the end of the slide, a large man must have his butthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.

The first eight buttholes of this Human Slip and Slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky nutsack across it.

by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009

Urban Beat off

Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.

Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.

by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009