Definitions by Salem Witchbitches

shityshlump

When you kiss your grandmother on the forehead and then proceed to kick her in the breasts.

My grandma is making me hella mad I’m about to shityshlump her.

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When there are too many popcorn kernels on the floor.

Dude did you have popcorn in your room an accidentally spilled a lot of popcorn kernels on the floor because your room is hella shoompy

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