Salad pants's definitions

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025