Definitions by Saint of Games

Protoplasm 

The stuff inside your cells. When a person is bombarded with radiation, and they're organs turn to liquid that is protoplasm.

The cellular structure has been compromised, and the contents have turned to protoplasm.

Protoplasm by Saint of Games May 3, 2011

Noob Stick 

A tool used to educate, and reform noobs by bludgeoning them tell they know better. Usually a blunt object like a baseball bat with nails protruding from it, or wrapped in razor wire.

Learn to play before I beat you within an inch of your life with the noob stick!

Noob Stick by Saint of Games May 3, 2011