Kess

1. A completely two-faced suckup or ass kisser who will do anything to get accepted by a particular group of people.

2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.
We saw straight through his lies and called him straight out as a kess.

That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
by Sage Rosenfels January 19, 2009
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