Definitions by Sadie Flier

Kiefer 

The man behind the bump. Impregnator of over 4,000 mother's across the globe. Also known as, "White Diddy", "The Human Tampon" and "The Baby Bank". This man, no, this force of nature, puts the fetal in fetal position.

Don't let the dog out tonight, I heard that Kiefer's on the prowl.

Kiefer by Sadie Flier December 2, 2024