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The
world
's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in
Guinness
Book of World
Record
for slowest server response time.
Yo
momma
is so slow, I could
ping
a Globat server faster than she could shop at the
mall
globat
by
Sad globat victim
March 6, 2005