Sabal Laiwalayam's definitions

girded up

n. In Hebrew Israelite terminology, this means to be in full dress, ready to teach the Lord's word. We are not Power Rangers, Mortal Kombat characters, or Ninja Turtles. We are the servants of God following His dress code. No one has anything to say to them niggas with tight jeans hangin' off their asses. Japanese wear kimonos, E. Indian women wear saris, Muslims wear their garments and no one says any thing. But dumb-ass niggas got the audacity to make fun of us in our garments. Let'em burn in nuclear fire.

Text message reads as follows: "Yo ahch I'm all girded up and ready 2 go. Hit me w/ur status."

by Sabal Laiwalayam December 4, 2010

can be taught

n. This is an Israelite reference to a potential convert.

Yo the man don't eat pork, he got his beard, and he hate Esau. I think he can be taught.

by Sabal Laiwalayam July 16, 2010

Ham is the new Judah

A recent trend in Hollywood of using continental Africans (Ham) to play the roles of African-Americans.

They got Daniel Kaluuya playing Fred Hampton. Ham is the new Judah, ahch.

by Sabal Laiwalayam February 22, 2021

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008